Wikipedia:WikiVirgin
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The WikiVirgin is a class of WikiEditor which may no longer be extant. She, and only she, because of her chastity, had the ability to attract, calm, and tame the elusive WikiUnicorn.[1]
Surviving depictions of the WikiVirgin show her wearing medieval clothing (see the Gallery, below). This suggests[original research?] that she may have thriven during the Age of Chivalry, and pined away when it ended in the late 16th century.[2][3][a] Present-day WikiKnights[b] accordingly have to sublimate their bodily passions by finding other targets for their courtly love.
The WikiVirgin should not be confused with, or even exposed to, the WikiNewbie; who is by definition inexperienced but is rarely chaste.[4]
Gallery
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Anon., The Unicorn Tapestries, c. 1495-1505
Anon., Chastity, c. 1500
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Notes
[edit]References
[edit]- ↑ White, T. H. (1967) [1938]. "XIV". The Sword in the Stone. Collins. p. 232 – via Project Gutenberg Canada.
Everybody knew that you could never catch a unicorn without a young virgin for bait (in which case the unicorn meekly laid its white head and mother-of-pearl horn in her lap),
- ↑ "Aberdeen Churchyard". graveyardsofscotland.com. Retrieved 11 April 2026.
- ↑ Lord Tennyson, Alfred (1830), Mariana
- ↑ Gibbon, Edward. "XXXI: Invasion Of Italy, Occupation Of Territories By Barbarians.—Part IV". The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire – via Project Gutenberg.
[T]he want of youth, or beauty, or chastity, protected the greatest part of the Roman women from the danger of a rape.
