Talk:Water World, Colorado

Water World is the only theme park of it;s size in the country to not serve alcoholic beverages - talk about good message to the community's youth.

Is there a citation?Jmlk17 05:41, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

If there were beers being sold, there'd be hillbillies peein' in the pools. 72.55.212.85 05:13, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, of course, because Colorado is just full of hillbillies, ignoramus. I live in Denver, how about you come here and say that?

amen to that. Binglebongle2000 (talk) 04:12, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

By the way, the phrase "Open from Labor Day to Memorial Day" is misleading. The park would thus be open during the winter season due to this statement and as a Colorado native, I can tell you that this statement is completely false. I'll change it, but if it gets changed back... someone's grammar is wrong. 75.71.217.152 (talk) 02:54, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

This article reads like a poorly written advertisement. We should add a section about rides and put the info on rides there.

Upcoming updates

The Calypso Cove area will be closing August 24th to make way for a new expansion coming in 2026. The attractions closed are: pirate plunge, Caribbean family adventure, screamin Mimi, tortuga run, Wally World, and bermudas. More information for the upcoming area will be posted in fall according to the Water World social media. TommyFeijoo (talk) 03:14, 10 August 2025 (UTC)

Wording feels like an advertisement

The wording on this article tends to sound like an advertisement such as:

"Water World's certification requires specialized training focused on enhancing communication and engagement with guests who have sensory needs and their families. The park also provides sensory guides to help guests plan their visits and a sensory room, which offers a quiet place in the park for anyone who is experiencing sensory overload or needs a calm place to relax and recharge."

"Water World is known for its Colossus Funnel Cake, which offers soft serve ice cream between two funnel cakes topped with whipped cream and choice of toppings." BelowFlames (talk) 02:54, 17 February 2026 (UTC)