Talk:Ben Hoffman

Controversy

"Hours later, that too was quickly removed by Instagram." Hours later is not "quickly." Also, that statement required a citation of some sort (in addition to rephrasing). Oulipal (talk) 18:36, 15 November 2020 (UTC)

Should we add the lyrics to his song?

If you don′t love NASCAR, yer a homo If you don't love huntin′ deer, yer a homo If you don't like fightin' in ballroom brawls You better check up yer skirt, ′cause yer missing balls Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo

If you don′t love shotguns, yer a homo If you don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, yer a homo If you never got drunk and took a swing at your dad Why don′t you put on some makeup and a maxi-pad? Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo

If you don't love football, yer a homo If you ever played soccer, yer a homo, big time If you think rodeoing is sick and wrong You must like gagging hard on a hairy dong Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo

Now if you don′t own a pickup and a fishing pole You must like takin' pecker up the rectum hole If your mom never beat you with a rollin′ pin You must like fuzzy nuts bouncin' off your chin (off your chin)

If you drank bottled water, yer a homo If you ever ate sushi, yer a homo If you'd rather have a salad than a T-bone steak I betcha got two fellers on your wedding cake Yep, you guessed it Yep, you guessed it Oh, yep, you guessed it, yer a homo Malcolmmwa (talk) 07:42, 26 June 2026 (UTC)