Canada's Worst Driver Ever
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| Canada's Worst Driver Ever | |
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| No. of episodes | 8 |
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| Original network | Discovery Channel |
| Original release | October 28 – December 16, 2013 |
| Season chronology | |
Canada's Worst Driver Ever is the ninth season of the Canadian reality TV show Canada's Worst Driver, which aired on the Discovery Channel. As with previous years, eight people, nominated by their family or friends, enter the Driver Rehabilitation Centre to improve their driving skills. This season brought back nine former contestants, who were either named Canada's Worst Driver or failed to graduate in the final episode of their respective seasons, giving them one more chance to improve their driving and avoid being named Canada's Worst Driver Ever.[1] This year, the Driver Rehabilitation Centre is located at the now-defunct Dunnville Airport in Dunnville, Ontario for the fourth straight season. The initial drive started in Thorold, Ontario and the final road test occurred in Hamilton, Ontario.
Experts
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- Cam Woolley is the show's longest-serving expert, having been present in every season except the first and has seen the habits of Canadian drivers change drastically since 2000, with the most common offense having changed from DUI to distracted driving over the previous decade. He is the traffic expert on CP24 in Toronto and had a 25-year career as a traffic sergeant with the Ontario Provincial Police. As the longest-serving expert on the panel, Cam is already familiar with every returning driver - except Chris.
- Philippe Letourneau is a veteran high-speed driving instructor who counts BMW and Ferrari among his clients. Since joining the show in the third season, the average car has gained considerably in speed and acceleration, with the high-speed emphasis of this season making his job a particularly important one. As the second-longest-serving expert on the panel behind Cam, Philippe is already familiar with every returning driver - except Chris, Henrietta and Michael.
- Shyamala Kiru is the show's resident psychotherapist and relationship expert, a position which has become more demanding each year since joining the show in the seventh season, as the stresses in driving and everyday life seem to always be on the increase. As the second-shortest-serving expert on the panel behind Tim, the only returning drivers Shyamala is already familiar with are Kevin, Shirley and Sly. With Shyamala returning for her third season, that ties her with Dr. Louisa Gembora, the psychologist from seasons three-five of Canada's Worst Driver, as the longest-serving psychologist so far.
- Tim Danter is in his second season as the show's head driving instructor. In this position, he not only gives the drivers help and instructions for challenges, but gives them further lessons off-screen. As the shortest-serving expert on the panel, the only returning driver Tim is already familiar with is Kevin. With Tim returning for his second season, that officially makes Dan Bagyan, the head instructor from the fourth season, the shortest-serving head instructor in Canada's Worst Driver history.
Contestants
[edit source]This season saw nine former contestants returning from previous seasons. However, it also has the fewest graduates so far with only four. Six of them returned with their original nominators and two (Dale and, initially, Michael) joined with new nominators, while Chris returned without a nominator with him. The only season to see no contestants returning is Canada's Worst Driver 4.
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- Shelby D'Souza, 37 and licensed for 11 years, from Calgary, Alberta, was nominally the runner-up in the third season, though, in a way, was the "worst driver" from that season since the actual worst, Jason Zhang, immediately gave up driving for good following his terrible road test performance in Barrie that included stopping while merging onto Ontario Highway 400. Shelby and his brother, Elerick, feel that regardless of the outcome, he is now a much better driver. He drives a black Chevrolet Avalanche and drove a black Mitsubishi Outlander to the rehab centre.
- Christopher "Chris" Ferguson, 40 years old and licensed for 21 years from Malton, Ontario, was the first-ever person to be given the title of the worst in the first season due to a terrible road test performance in Montreal despite a strong start. In the eight years since, he believes that he has hugely improved as a driver, having much better luck this time around. His wife, Michelle, was his nominator, but she did not accompany him during his second appearance on the show. He drives a black Mazda 5 and drove a white Pontiac G6 to the rehab centre.
- Henrietta Gallant, 68 years old and licensed for 42 years from Summerside, Prince Edward Island, was judged the worst in the second season due to a terrible, incomplete road test performance in Toronto and refusing to admit fault for her mistakes. While her husband, Andy, acknowledges that she has at least learned to take responsibility for her errors in the seven years since, both of them believe that it may be too late for her to learn what she needs to understand (at 68, Henrietta is also the show's oldest-ever contestant). She drives a gray Chevrolet Impala.
- Sly Grosjean, 42 and licensed for 19 years, from Red Deer, Alberta (moved to Edmonton, Alberta), was the runner-up in the seventh season thanks to a decent road test performance, despite a terrible overall track record in the competition. His brother-in-law, Fred Hillyer, disagrees with the experts, believing that Sly avoided being named the worst through luck (an opinion Andrew himself shared during that season's finale), explaining Sly's continued use of handheld electronic gadgets while driving as proof that he learned nothing from his original appearance. He drives a silver Jeep Patriot and drove a purple Pontiac Montana SV6 to the rehab centre.
- Angelina Marcantognini, 30, from Sudbury, Ontario, was judged the worst in the fifth season after a horrific overall performance, which saw her fail all but one challenge during that season (the Reverse Flick was the only challenge she passed with Andrew's help) and, like Henrietta Gallant in the second season, fail to complete the road test. (This results in Andrew informally judgeing her to be the show's worst-ever driver in the Canada's Worst Driver: U Asked! special prior to the start of the previous season.) Angelina is determined to prove Andrew wrong; however, her best friend, Christine Latondress Andrews, has seen little to no improvement whatsoever in the years since, worried she'll just prove him right. She drives a black Chevrolet Malibu.
- Dale Pitton, 65, from St. Catharines, Ontario, was the runner-up in the sixth season, thanks to finishing the road test in Niagara Falls. Her refusal to listen to the experts' recommendation that she quit driving caused tension between Dale and her original nominator/nephew, John, subsequently forcing her to call on another nephew, Danny, to accompany her to rehab this time around. She drives a blue Chevrolet Cavalier.
- Shirley Sampson, 62 and licensed for 47 years, from Donkin, Nova Scotia, performed reasonably well for most of the seventh season, only to be named the worst after a disastrous road test performance in Hamilton that included stopping while merging onto and merging off the Chedoke Expressway. In the two years since, she has continued to improve her driving; she and her daughter, Janis Wall, are both determined to prove that she had a bad day when she was named the worst. She drives a blue Toyota Matrix and drove an orange Chevrolet Cobalt to the rehab centre.
- Kevin Simmons, 26, from Burnaby, British Columbia (near Vancouver), after being named the joint-worst (with Flora Wang) in the previous season, has been brought straight back to rehab by his boyfriend, Lenny Stone. Since the previous season, Kevin has already been involved in another serious accident, and Lenny is starting to believe that Kevin should follow Jason Zhang's lead from the third season by giving up driving for good (something Kevin said was "stupid" during his original appearance). He drives a white Ford Crown Victoria and drove a blue Chevrolet Malibu to the rehab centre.
- Michael Telford, 47 and licensed for 31 years, from Vancouver Island, was the runner-up in the second season, performing reasonably well for most of the season, except during the road test, in which (despite committing the fewest moving violations, six in total) he took just over three hours to complete. His longtime friend, Yolanda Goodwin (the wife of his original nominator, Eric, originally unable to return for health reasons), believes that Michael's driving has degraded significantly compared to than his first appearance; she believes he will get involved in a fatal accident unless he returns to rehab. (However, after learning that Yolanda was constantly giving negative feedback, the producers decided to send her home and bring back Eric, who had since recovered.) Michael drives a green Lincoln Continental and drove a black Chevrolet HHR to the rehab centre.
Synopsis
[edit source]- The contestant became Canada's Worst Driver Ever.
- The contestant was runner-up for Canada's Worst Driver Ever.
- The contestant was on the panel's shortlist.
- The contestant left the show without permission, sustained an injury, and were unable to continue in the competition.
- The contestant graduated.
- The contestant was sent from the Driver Rehabilitation Centre to a psychological clinic and is out of the running for Canada's Worst Driver Ever.
- The contestant was deemed ineligible to take part in the show and sent home.
- The contestant's nominator was changed during the show.
- The contestant was not the worst driver or even the runner-up, but failed to graduate from rehab.
- ^1 Non-Elimination Week, due to all contestants wanting to remain at the Driver Rehabilitation Centre.
- ^2 Non-Elimination Week, due to all contestants failing The Longest Reversing Challenge Ever.
- ^3 Although Dale was expelled from the Driver Rehabilitation Centre, she was brought back for the trophy presentation because the experts believed she could have been named Canada's Worst Driver Ever, even though she didn't participate in the final challenges.
Episodes
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| No. | Title | Original release date | |
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| 0 | "Remember..." | October 21, 2013 | |
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Andrew introduces each of the returning drivers through a review of their performances during the final road test in their original appearances. At the end of the episode, he briefly outlines the challenges that they will face and restates his personal belief that Angelina is Canada's Worst Driver Ever, though says that he is willing to be proven wrong. | |||
| 1 | "They're Back!" | October 28, 2013 | |
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Due to the disappointing performances by most of the drivers, the experts agree to graduate one person immediately so as to give the remainder their full attention and very quickly decide on Chris. However, Cam raises the issue that Henrietta would not realistically benefit from rehab, since she drives so rarely and that they would be better served sending her home, graduating Chris, and then focusing on the remaining seven. Ultimately, Andrew gives Henrietta her license back, after which Andy drives her away. Andrew then further surprises the drivers by announcing that Chris, clearly the most skilled of the group, goes from being the first-ever worst driver to the first graduate. Note: This episode did not display an opening title screen or broadcast the opening animation. | |||
| 2 | "Where's Your Blind Spot?" | November 4, 2013 | |
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Angelina has a lengthy discussion with the judges and admits that she is no longer on anti-depressants due to her original psychiatrist having retired and being unable to find another in Sudbury. Shyamala tells Angelina that while she can't prescribe drugs, she can help her deal with her issues, and Angelina agrees to as many therapy sessions as it'll take. Along with Angelina, Sly, Dale and Kevin all admit that there's no way they'll be graduating this episode, as they didn't pass any challenge. This leaves Michael, Shelby and Shirley (who each had some degree of success in each challenge this episode) as the pool of potential graduates. Despite all three wanting to graduate, the judges decide that there is no need whatsoever for a discussion. Shirley, who was regarded as the most capable driver of the group (apart from Chris) before rehab (and the only driver who fully passed all challenges this episode), becomes the next graduate, with Andrew describing her as "inspirational." Note: This episode did not display an opening title screen or broadcast the opening animation. | |||
| 3 | "Splish-Splash!" | November 11, 2013 | |
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The experts tell Dale that she actually failed her second run on the Swerve and Avoid; Dale admits she truly believed she saw the foam car, which Shyamala feels could be a sign of a more serious overall problem. None of the drivers want to graduate, but the experts decide to draw up a shortlist anyway. Despite it being noted that Michael and Kevin did well in the Limo Figure-Eight Challenge (and Michael also had the best run in the Water-Tank Challenge), Cam persuades the others that the Swerve and Avoid is an important skill, claiming that those who failed the challenge should automatically be barred from graduating this episode, which makes Shelby the only nominee by default as he was the only one to pass the challenge. In the end, Andrew tells Shelby that he has been the best performer until now and that the experts could have seen a case for him graduating this episode. However, Shelby declines, leading to none of the contestants graduating. Note: This episode did not display an opening title screen or broadcast the opening animation. | |||
| 4 | "Easy as 1-2-3" | November 18, 2013 | |
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After the challenge ends, Shyamala takes Angelina aside, with the message that her time on the show is over. Angelina is then told that she has been booked a 60-day stay at a specialist psychiatric clinic - ultimately accepting the offer after an initial rejection - due to the strong implication that she will be expelled from rehab if she refuses the treatment, which would have made her the third contestant to be expelled from rehab (after Colin Sheppard in the second season and Scott Schurink in the sixth season) and the second by the experts. However, Angelina's departure is not the only issue facing the judges - Yolanda's excessive negativity expectations are proving detrimental to Michael's learning. Andrew tells Michael that Eric's health has sufficiently improved for him to take over from Yolanda as nominator, while Yolanda's has been failing due to pulled muscles sustained in the first episode; Michael tells the judges that while he'd be grateful to have Eric around again, he also thinks that allowing him to graduate this episode would resolve two issues at once. Kevin is the only other driver who shows any desire to graduate, though he quickly retracts his request, saying that he'd benefit more from staying in rehab (a decision Kevin would later regret, as he would eventually end up in the finale); the remaining drivers all admit they don't deserve to graduate. Ultimately, the experts decide to deny Michael's request to graduate and all five remain in rehab. Andrew closes out the episode by saying that Angelina isn't really Canada's Worst Driver Ever and that her problems go far beyond a simple lack of skill at the wheel. (Before the credits, the show listed details of support available for those suffering depression and other mental health issues.) Note: This episode did not display an opening title screen or broadcast the opening animation. | |||
| 5 | "They Shoot! They Score!" | November 25, 2013 | |
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Andrew then announces a "sudden death" round and gives the drivers additional instructions on how to score, until Kevin finally scores, winning the challenge.
After the challenge, Kevin sends another letter to the experts, again apologizing for his actions and vowing to improve. However, the experts demand to know Kevin's motives in sending the two letters. Despite his performance in the episode, Kevin feels that he has learned enough to graduate. In contrast, the experts tell him that, based simply on his performance in the previous challenge, his chances for graduation have decreased. Dale, Shelby and Sly once again admit that they shouldn't graduate; while Michael states his desire to graduate, he then believes that he is better off not graduating. As the drivers assemble for what would have been the graduation ceremony, Andrew says that the overall standard of driving in this episode was the worst in the entire history of the show. For the second episode in a row, Michael is the only nominee; however, Andrew says that the experts refused to even consider graduating him, given that he only did especially well in The Trough. For the first time in the show's history, three consecutive episodes pass without a single graduation. | |||
| 6 | "Slip and Slide" | December 2, 2013 | |
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Kevin thinks he deserves to graduate, but the experts and Lenny quickly disagree, telling him that one comparatively good challenge result isn't an indicator of graduating. Shelby and Michael both say they'd like to graduate, but are uncertain whether or not they should actually do so. Dale and Sly are told that the experts don't believe they will ever improve, with both being suggested to give up driving but they are both adamant they will continue to drive even if named Canada's Worst Driver Ever. Once again, Shelby and Michael are the nominees. While Cam favours Michael for doing well in the Icy Corner challenge (the one he feels is most likely to save a life in the real world), the other experts all agree that Michael's mistake on his final Reverse Flick run (hitting the accelerator instead of the brake) was such a severe error that he should be barred from graduating. Shelby, who would have graduated in the fifth episode of Canada's Worst Driver 3 (if Dr. Louisa Gembora, the show's psychologist that season, hadn't convinced Phillipe, Cam, Andrew, and then-head instructor Scott Marshall to graduate Billie-Jean Leslie, believing that Shelby would benefit more from staying in rehab longer - a decision that led to Shelby ultimately being named the runner-up to begin with), becomes only the third graduate of the season and the first of the runners-up to successfully do so. As Shelby and Elerick drive away, Michael, who officially joins Canada's Worst Driver 4 "winner" Ashley van Ham as the only two contestants in Canada's Worst Driver history with at least three nominations without graduating (Ashley was shortlisted four times without graduating before ultimately being named Canada's Worst Driver of Season 4), is left unhappy and wondering whether he'll ever graduate. Note: This episode did not display an opening title screen or broadcast the opening animation. | |||
| 7 | "What Happened?" | December 9, 2013 | |
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In the customary meeting with the experts, Sly immediately admits that, despite a rare challenge pass, he's destined for the final. Kevin initially wants to graduate, quickly withdrawing his request upon Andrew pointing out that he failed every single challenge this episode. Michael admits he didn't do especially well this episode, though he doesn't think he's Canada's Worst Driver Ever. Dale fails to show up for her scheduled meeting with the experts. Upon investigation, the production team discovers that she had checked out of the hotel. She later returns with a bandaged left hand, revealing that she severed a tendon in her finger. After initially claiming that she could not remember how the injury occurred, Dale reveals that, upon finding her home empty, she broke the front window in an attempt to enter her house, thus severing the tendon. When Dale attempts to dismiss the incident as insignificant, Andrew notes that she had effectively tried to quit the show. Dale responds with a statement regarding "personal realities" and how she occasionally existed in a different world from everyone else. Observing that her hand injury has a recovery period of several months - and concluding that she was not mentally competent to drive - the experts unanimously recommended that she stops driving. Dale dismisses the recommendation by stating that she would continue to drive until being physically unable to drive. Because of her attempting to quit and refusing to take responsibility for her actions, the experts decide not to even afford Dale a medical-based departure (they afforded one for Angelina three episodes earlier, with the alternative being that Angelina would be expelled otherwise—and instead simply expel her from rehab (joining Canada's Worst Driver 2 contestant Colin Sheppard as the only person to be expelled by the experts, although Colin was expelled for an unwillingness to change), with Cam even implying an intention to contact the Ontario Ministry of Transport to ask that Dale's driver's license be put up for review. At what would have been the penultimate graduation ceremony, Andrew appears to destroy Dale's driver's license, but reveals that what he actually destroyed was just a copy, then hands the real license over to Danny, who agrees to drive Dale back home, setting the stage for an all-male finale (the first-ever instance of such in the show's history and the second to have three people of the same gender after the all-female finale in the fourth season); Andrew announces that either Kevin, Michael or Sly will be Canada's Worst Driver Ever. During the preview at the end of the show, however, it was revealed that Dale had returned for the final graduation ceremony (leaving viewers to question whether Cam carried out his threat of contacting the Ontario Ministry of Transport to ask them for a review of Dale's license or if Dale is named Canada's Worst Driver Ever). | |||
| 8 | "The Envelope, Please!" | December 16, 2013 | |
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Kevin subsequently turns from Main Street West onto James Street South into an oncoming traffic lane, leading to him stopping just yards away from a collision with a car coming from the other direction. Andrew consequently halts the drive, taking Kevin to the Impark parking lot at the corner of James Street North and King William Street himself, the closest parking lot around; embarrassed, Kevin breaks down in tears when calling Lenny on the phone again. (Andrew notes that with Sly's drive being flawless and Michael having done relatively well on his, despite running two red lights - and "barring a miracle," as Andrew notes - Kevin's status as Canada's Worst Driver Ever is certain.)
In his final meeting with the judges, Kevin gives a rather unconvincing answer when asked if he intends to follow through with his promise of quitting driving, prompting Andrew to call in Lenny; he reveals that Kevin told him he would only temporarily give up driving to take lessons to improve his skills (a far cry from what Lenny said in the audition video: "he's made a vow to me-- referring to Kevin-- that if he doesn't graduate this year or if the panel says stop driving, he will stop driving altogether and cut up his license"), leaving the experts unsettled by Kevin's actions; Lenny is then shown a video of Kevin's final drive to show just how incompetent to drive he is. Michael is convinced that he is not the worst; Sly admits that, despite his road test performance, he doesn't believe he is a better driver than either Kevin or Michael.
As Kevin, Michael and Sly assemble for the trophy presentation, a van pulls up with Dale. Andrew begins by announcing that Michael is not Canada's Worst Driver Ever and returns his license to him. As Michael and Eric drive away, Andrew's voiceover notes that, while he still has a lot of improving to do, Michael is an improved driver now than in his original appearance and not Canada's Worst Driver Ever. History repeats as Sly's strong final drive manages to override his poor track record in the contest, saving him from being named the worst (as previously happened in the seventh season). However, due to his poor overall performance and the fact that he ultimately showed no improvement over his previous appearance, Andrew asks Fred to drive Sly home, recommending that Sly only drive when absolutely necessary from now on. Despite believing she will be named the worst, history repeats for Dale as well, as she avoids the title due to the experts feeling she was ,ore aware of the dangers of driving than Kevin and Cam, predicting that her license will soon be revoked anyway. As a result, Kevin is named the outright worst this time, with Andrew presenting him with the trophy. Afterwards, Andrew lights a road flare, asking Kevin to use it to destroy his license. Kevin initially refuses to do so, but Lenny sternly persuades him to go through with it: the license is completely burned away by the flare, after which Lenny drives Kevin away. In an ending voiceover, Andrew reveals that, while Kevin hasn't driven since the show was filmed, he has both failed to sell his existing car and bought a replacement. | |||