// Workers AI · dad joke modeWhat did Eitel say to his date? Eitel be mine.

Eitel may refer to

As a given name

• Eitel Friedrich II, Count of Hohenzollern (c. 1452–1512)
• Eitel Friedrich of Zollern (1454–1490), German nobleman and Admiral of the Netherlands
• Eitel Friedrich III, Count of Hohenzollern (1494–1525)
• Eitel Friedrich IV, Count of Hohenzollern (1545–1605)
• Eitel Frederick von Hohenzollern-Sigmaringen (1582–1625), Roman Catholic cardinal and Prince-Bishop of Osnabrück
• Prince Eitel Friedrich of Prussia (1883–1942), the second son of Emperor Wilhelm II of Germany
• Eitel Cantoni (1906–1997), Uruguayan racing driver

As a surname

• Bernhard Eitel (born 1959), German earth scientist and geographer
• Conrad Constantine Eitel (1880–1947), Australian journalist, son of Dr Ernst Eitel
• Ernst Johann Eitel (1838–1908), German Protestant missionary to China and author of a Cantonese dictionary
  • A romanisation scheme of the Cantonese language named after Ernst Johann Eitel
• George G. Eitel (1858–1928), American surgeon who designed and built Eitel Hospital in Minneapolis, Minnesota
  • Eitel Hospital
• Grzegorz Eitel (born 1981), Polish judoka
• Wilhelm Eitel (1891–1979), German-American scientist
• Eitel Brothers, German-born hoteliers and restaurateurs based in Chicago, United States
  • Eitel Building, built for David and Fred Eitel in Seattle, Washington, United States