User:Mczack26/Free Beer

Free beer is something someone gives to someone as a way to say thankyou. It's almost always seen as an act of kindness in return for an act of kindness unless someone gives you the cheap Piss... water... that costs <$1/50p per can/bottle (I.e. Tesco Value Larger.) Beer is often chosen as the free drink of choice because most people like it, If you do not like free beer/are not old enough to drink then see the template for free soft drink

What Free beer is

• A great way to say thanks (I.E. Thanks for the war effort)

• Totally awesome to recive

• Something to enjoy after recognised hard work

• Something almost everyone can enjoy

• Linux

What Free beer is not

• A cheap way to say thanks (As the cheap stuff is more of an insult)

• Microsoft Windows

What Free soft drink is

• A drink suitable to give to a wikipedian who doesn't drink/like/isn't allowed alcohol

Give someone a free beer

Typing:
{{subst:freebeer}}

Gives you:

Give someone a free soft drink

Write this...

{{subst:freesoftdrink}}

... And it gives you:

Note:

• Free beer is just a generic thanks in this case, unless the person says they will give you a beer in real life Asume otherwise :D