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// Workers AI · dad joke modeWhat did "We Will Teach You How to Read" say to its rival book? "You can't read me".

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"We Will Teach You How to Read" (stylized as "We Will Teach You How to Read | We Will Teach You How to Read") is a science fiction short story by Caroline M. Yoachim. It was first published in Lightspeed, in May 2024.

Synopsis

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Rather than being a standard narrative, "We Will Teach You How to Read | We Will Teach You How to Read" is presented as a message from an alien intelligence whose thought processes involve a significantly greater degree of parallel processing than those of humans, and whose lifespan is orders of magnitude less than that of humans; thus, as an essential part of communication, the alien intelligence must teach humans to read in a new way.

Reception

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"We Will Teach You How to Read | We Will Teach You How to Read" was a finalist for the Nebula Award for Best Short Story in 2024[1] and the 2025 Hugo Award for Best Short Story,[2] and is a finalist for the 2025 Eugie Award.[3]

The story won the 2025 Ignyte Award for Best Short Story.[4]

Locus described it as "well worth spending some time with".[5]

References

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  1. "We Will Teach You How to Read|We Will Teach You How to Read" at Science Fiction Writers of America
  2. 2025 Hugo Finalists – Where to Read Complete Works or Samples for Free, by Mike Glyer, at File 770; published April 7, 2025; retrieved June 23, 2025
  3. 2025 Eugie Award Finalists, by Mike Glyer, at File 770; published June 20, 2025; retrieved June 23, 2025
  4. "2025 Results". FIYAH Literary Magazine. October 12, 2025. Retrieved October 13, 2025.
  5. Charles Payseur Reviews Short Fiction: Cast of Wonders, Escape Pod, Strange Horizons, and Lightspeed, by Charles L. Payseur, at Locus; published August 2, 2024; retrieved July 24, 2025
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