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Template:Random Alice Quote

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This template displays a random quote from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (or simply Alice in Wonderland) and Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There (or simply Through the Looking-Glass).

How to use

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Simply add {{Random Alice Quote}}, and the a random qoute should show up.

Example:
{{Quote|{{Random Alice Quote}}|Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland}}
Result:

"How long is forever?" "Sometimes, just one second."

Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

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List of the Quotes

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Quote Speaker Chapter[note 1] Context
"Down, down, down. Would the fall never come to an end?" Alice Chapter 1: Down the Rabbit-Hole Alice's thoughts as she falls down the rabbit hole
"Curiouser and curiouser!" Alice Chapter 2: The Pool of Tears Alice's reaction to growing very tall
"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." The White Queen Through the Looking-Glass, Chapter 5 The Queen is explaining her ability to believe impossible things
"Off with their heads!" The Queen of Hearts Chapter 8: The Queen's Croquet Ground The Queen's frequent command when displeased
"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop." The King of Hearts Chapter 12: Alice's Evidence The King instructing the White Rabbit to read the accusation
"Have I gone mad?" "I'm afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usually are." The Mad Hatter and Alice This is actually a misattributed quote N/A
"How long is forever?" "Sometimes, just one second." Alice and the White Rabbit This is a paraphrased quote N/A
"Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle!" Alice Chapter 2: The Pool of Tears Alice questions her identity after shrinking and growing from the food and drink.
"Sentence first—verdict afterwards." The Queen of Hearts Chapter 12: Alice's Evidence The Queen's backwards approach to justice
"It's always tea-time, and we've no time to wash the things between whiles." The Mad Hatter Chapter 7: A Mad Tea-Party The Hatter explaining why they keep moving around the table
"I can't believe that!" said Alice. "Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes." Alice and the Red Queen[note 2] Through the Looking-Glass, Chapter 5 The Red Queen encouraging Alice to believe in impossible things


Notes

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  • Some quotes commonly attributed to these works are actually from later adaptations or are paraphrases of the original text.
  • The exact wording of quotes may vary slightly between different editions of the books.
  1. If no book title is stated, the quote is from "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland".
  2. Not to be confused with The Queen of Hearts.