Talk:Fergus Beeley

Transcript of famous incident

A few years ago, someone made an edit to add a blow-by-blow transcript of that incident. It was subsequently deleted, but in case anyone is interested in reliving that unique episode, I copy it below:

[A family - a man, his wife, their son and the woman's daughter (the man's stepdaughter) are in their car. The mother is driving. The father is in the front passenger seat with the door open. Beeley is standing outside the car, leaning into the open passenger door.]

Mother: Go, Simon. Hurry up.

Beeley: Give me your phone, cause I'll hang it ...

Mother: The police are coming.

Beeley: Come out of your vehicle.

Mother: The police are coming.

Beeley: Good.

Mother: Good? You said you're a police officer.

Beeley: No.

Mother: Yeah - yes you did. I will ask them what rank you are.

Beeley: You're the police officer. I've not called the police officer.

Mother: No, you said you were a police officer.

Beeley: No fucking I didn't.

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Beeley: I wouldn't say that to a bunch of wankers like you.

Mother: Pardon? Do not speak to me like that!

Beeley: You deserve it! You're all sluts! Big sluts!

Mother: You just said to me - you said you were an off-duty police officer.

Beeley: No, I don't talk to wankers like that.

Mother: You said you were ...

[The father (Simon) gets out of the car]

Younger female: OK, can you go away now please? Simon, shut the door.

Mother: You fucking hammer.

[Simon attempts to shut the door, but Beeley puts his leg in the way to prevent the door from shutting. Beeley then leans into the car]

Beeley: We've got you know, haven't we?

[The door then shuts]

Daughter: Mum!

[Beeley and Simon can now be seen, through the car windscreen, arguing outside. As the video is being filmed from inside the car, their conversation is inaudible]

Mother: Get the fucking door.

[The door opens, the mother gets out and the daughter closes the door. A window is open, so the conversation is reasonably audible]

Mother: You said you were an off-duty police officer.

Beeley [jabbing his finger towards the mother]: I'm putting you under a citizen's arrest!

Mother: Go on then, what for?

Beeley: For abuse, for dangerous driving and for assault.

Mother: Oh my goodness ...

Beeley: All three. You're under a citizen's arrest. [Shouting] You're bloody right I do!

Mother [shouting]: You said you want us dead!

Beeley [screaming]: I do want you dead! In fact, I want you dead right now! Get back in your car before you die! [Beeley opens the passenger door and briefly attempts to force Simon back into the car. But a second later, Beeley slams the car door shut again] You get back in your car before you die! And you will! You're under a citizen's arrest! Put your hands on the car and get ready to die!

[The daughter can be heard almost crying, off camera]

Beeley [screaming]: You're under a citizen's arrest!

Daughter: Simon, open the door.

Beeley [screaming and jabbing his finger at each family member in turn]. You're under a citizen's arrest! You're under a citizen's arrest! And I'll tell you what, you are too! [Points at the couple's son, who is sitting in the back seat of the car]

Mother [screaming]: That's my fucking son! That's my 11-year-old son!

At this point, a woman unknown to either Beeley or the family turns up, and the mother of the family asks the woman to be a witness. The woman agrees and remonstrates briefly with Beeley. Beeley falsely accuses the mother of punching him, and then explains that he is angry because of an incident on the motorway, in which Beeley alleges dangerous driving on the part of the mother, who was driving. 98selitb (talk) 10:44, 14 April 2026 (UTC)