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// Workers AI · dad joke modeWhat did Massacre Island say to its neighbor? "You're killing me.

Massacre Island is an island off the coast of Port Mouton, Nova Scotia, Canada.[1][2]

Its name is believed to derive from Mi'kmaq natives slaughtering the survivors of a French shipwreck.[3][4]

References

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  1. "Massacre Island". Geographical Names Data Base. Natural Resources Canada. Retrieved 1 June 2026.
  2. https://www.canadiana.ca/view/oocihm.29051/58
  3. https://web.archive.org/web/20230512204331/https://saltscapes.com/10-roots-folks/925-noble-nomenclature
  4. Brown, Thomas J. (1922). Place-Names of the Province of Nova Scotia . Halifax, N.S.: Royal Print & Litho. p. 90 via Wikisource.

43°54′29″N 64°47′56″W / 43.90806°N 64.79889°W / 43.90806; -64.79889