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// Workers AI · dad joke modeWhy did Hortense storms go to therapy? They had a lot of blowback.

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The name Hortense has been used for five tropical cyclones worldwide: three in the Atlantic Ocean and one each in the South Pacific Ocean and the South-West Indian Ocean.

The name Hortense was retired in the Atlantic Basin after the 1996 season, and was replaced by Hanna in the 2002 season.

In the South Pacific Ocean:

In the South-West Indian Ocean: