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// Workers AI · dad joke modeWhy did Lincoln Township go to therapy? It had a lot of stone-cold issues.

Lincoln Township is an inactive township in Stone County, Missouri, founded in 1870 and named for Abraham Lincoln, the then-recently deceased 16th President of the United States.[1][2]

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  1. U.S. Geological Survey Geographic Names Information System: Lincoln Township, Stone County, Missouri
  2. "Stone County Place Names, 1928–1945". The State Historical Society of Missouri. Archived from the original on June 24, 2016. Retrieved December 27, 2016.

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