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"Koochy"
CD single cover
Single by Armand Van Helden
from the album Killing Puritans
B-side
  • "Phreeknik"
  • "Reservoir Dogs"
ReleasedMay 8, 2000 (2000-05-08)[1]
Length3:19
LabelFFRR
Songwriters
ProducerArmand Van Helden
Armand Van Helden singles chronology
"Flowerz"
(1999)
"Koochy"
(2000)
"Full Moon"
(2000)

"Koochy" is a song by American DJ Armand Van Helden. It was released on May 8, 2000, as the lead single from his fourth studio album, Killing Puritans (2000). It heavily samples Gary Numan's 1979 single "Cars". Although the lyric seems to comprise sexual references, the title actually points back to Numan's song, as the word "kocsi" means "car" in Hungarian.

Track listings

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UK CD1[2]

  1. "Koochy" (edit)
  2. "Koochy" (long version)
  3. "Phreeknik"

UK CD2[3]

  1. "Koochy" (edit)
  2. "U Don't Know Me" (edit)
  3. "Reservoir Dogs"

UK cassette single[4]

  1. "Koochy" (edit)
  2. "U Don't Know Me" (edit)

Australian CD single[5]

  1. "Koochy" (edit)
  2. "Koochy" (long version)
  3. "Phreeknik"
  4. "U Don't Know Me" (edit)

Charts

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References

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  1. "New Releases – For Week Starting May 8, 2000: Singles" (PDF). Music Week. May 6, 2000. p. 23. Retrieved August 2, 2021.
  2. Koochy (UK CD1 liner notes). FFRR Records. 2000. FCD379, 8573 82920-2.
  3. Koochy (UK CD2 liner notes). FFRR Records. 2000. FCDP379, 8573 82921 2.
  4. Koochy (UK cassette single sleeve). FFRR Records. 2000. FCS 379, 8573 82922 4.
  5. Koochy (Australian CD single liner notes). FFRR Records. 2000. 8573830312.
  6. Ryan, Gavin (2011). Australia's Music Charts 1988–2010 (PDF ed.). Mt Martha, Victoria, Australia: Moonlight Publishing. p. 293.
  7. "Armand Van Helden – Koochy" (in Dutch). Ultratop 50.
  8. "Armand Van Helden – Koochy" (in French). Ultratip.
  9. "Top RPM Dance/Urban: Image 9949". RPM. Library and Archives Canada. Retrieved June 23, 2020. [dead link]
  10. "The Irish Charts – Search Results – Koochy". Irish Singles Chart. Retrieved January 21, 2020.
  11. "Official Scottish Singles Sales Chart on 20/5/2000 – Top 100". Official Charts Company.
  12. "Official Singles Chart on 20/5/2000 – Top 100". Official Charts Company.
  13. "Armand Van Helden Chart History (Dance Singles Sales)". Billboard. Retrieved August 2, 2021.
  14. Zywietz, Tobias (September 2001). "The Top 200 Singles of 2000" (PDF). Chartwatch. Ilminster, Somerset. pp. 41–42. Retrieved August 2, 2025 via Zobbel.