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Kings of Beer
Studio album by Tankard
Released	28 April 2000
Recorded	January–February 2000
Genre	Thrash metal
Length	49:39
Label	Century Media
Producer	Harris Johns
Tankard chronology
Disco Destroyer (1998) Kings of Beer (2000) B-Day (2002)

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
Blabbermouth.net	(7.5/10)

Kings of Beer is the ninth studio album by German thrash metal band Tankard, released on 28 April 2000. It is their first album with guitarist Andy Gutjahr. The album was re-released by AFM Records in 2007 with a cover version of Metallica's "Damage, Inc.".

Track listing

No.	Title	Lyrics	Music	Length
1.	"Flirtin' with Desaster"	Geremia, M. Kipness	Gutjahr, Thorwarth, Zissel	4:03
2.	"Dark Exile"	A. Bulgaropulos, Geremia	Gutjahr, Thorwarth, Zissel	4:53
3.	"Hot Dog Inferno"	Bulgaropulos	Bulgaropulos	3:26
4.	"Hell Bent for Jesus"	Geremia, Kipness	Gutjahr, Thorwarth, Zissel	4:20
5.	"Kings of Beer"	Geremia, Kipness	Gutjahr, Thorwarth, Zissel	5:38
6.	"I'm So Sorry!"	Geremia, K. Pohl	Gutjahr, Thorwarth, Zissel	3.12
7.	"Talk Show Prostitute"	Geremia, Kipness	Gutjahr, Thorwarth, Zissel	4:35
8.	"Incredible Loudness"	Geremia	Thorwarth	3:44
9.	"Land of the Free"	Geremia, Kipness	Gutjahr, Thorwarth, Zissel	5:09
10.	"Mirror, Mirror"	Geremia, Kipness	Gutjahr, Thorwarth, Zissel	4:21
11.	"Tattoo Coward"	Geremia, Pohl	Gutjahr, Thorwarth, Zissel	4:02
12.	"Damage, Inc."	James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Cliff Burton, Lars Ulrich	Gutjahr, Thorwarth, Zissel	5:10
Total length:				49:39

Personnel

• Andreas "Gerre" Geremia - vocals
• Frank Thorwarth - bass
• Andy Gutjahr - guitar
• Olaf Zissel - drums

Guest/session musicians

• Andy Boulgaropoulos - guitar, backing vocals
• Alex Wenzel - vocals
• Timon Schreiber - vocals
• Ölse Maier - Vocals
• Harris Johns - Vocals