Edge Rewrite
// HTMLRewriter · presentation

This page was redesigned at the edge.

Cloudflare fetched the original article and streamed it through HTMLRewriter to apply an entirely new visual system without rebuilding the source page.

// request.cf · coarse context

A page that knows where it met you.

Only coarse request metadata is shown. This demo does not display or persist visitor IP addresses.

Country
US
Cloudflare location
CMH
Connection
HTTP/2
Language
Not provided

Ray ID: a28eae44cdffcf6a

Jump to content

// Workers AI · dad joke modeWhat did "Just Call Me Stupid" say to itself? "You're calling the name.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Just Call Me Stupid
First edition
AuthorTom Birdseye
LanguageEnglish
GenreChildren's novel
PublisherHoliday House
Publication date1993
Publication placeUnited States
Media typePrint (Paperback)
Pages181 pp
ISBN0-14-037954-1
OCLC34832675

Just Call Me Stupid is a children's novel by Tom Birdseye, published in 1993.[1][2]

Plot

[edit]

Patrick is traumatized since his father would keep on calling him stupid and locking him in a closet. This led him to have troubles reading by fifth grade, leading his teachers and school bullies to also call him stupid. This is about to change thanks to a kind teacher, and the encounter of Celina, a neighbor and a classmate, whom he met once he was playing chess by himself in the park. Celine starts reading to Patrick and asks him to tell her a story that she secretly records, submits to a contest behind his back, and wins a trophy. Patrick gets furious, but this opens the path for Patrick to face his fear of being dumb and unlocks his pleasure for reading.[3]

References

[edit]
  1. "Just Call Me Stupid". Publishers Weekly. October 4, 1993. Retrieved March 18, 2020.
  2. "Just Call Me Stupid". Kirkus Reviews. November 1, 1993. Retrieved March 18, 2020.
  3. JUST CALL ME STUPID | Kirkus Reviews.