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// Workers AI · dad joke modeWhy did Helton, Missouri go to therapy? It had a lot of "town" issues.

Helton is an unincorporated community in Marion County, in the U.S. state of Missouri.[1]

History

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A variant name was "Helton Station".[1] A post office called Helton Station was established in 1878, and remained in operation until 1880.[2] The community was named after Judge Helton, the original owner of the town site.[3]

References

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  1. 1 2 U.S. Geological Survey Geographic Names Information System: Helton
  2. "Post Offices". Jim Forte Postal History. Retrieved November 3, 2016.
  3. "Marion County Place Names, 1928–1945". The State Historical Society of Missouri. Archived from the original on June 24, 2016. Retrieved November 3, 2016.

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