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Grass is a plant that grows everywhere except where you want it. It is green by default and immediately turns brown once you care about it.
Grass belongs to the family Poaceae, which scientists named after giving up on stopping it.
What Grass Does
Grows
Gets cut
Grows again out of spite
Cutting grass does not kill it. This is called “mowing” and is mainly done so humans feel in control.
Smell
Freshly cut grass smells nice because it is screaming. Other grass smells this and does absolutely nothing.
Habitat
Grass grows:
In lawns
In cracks
In forbidden zones
It refuses to grow in the one empty patch you’re staring at.
Intelligence
Grass has no brain, yet always knows:
When you’re late
When you just washed your shoes
Final Fact
Grass will outlive humanity and reclaim all parking lots.
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