Draft:Alexander Statham
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Alexander John Statham
[edit]Background
[edit]Alexander John Statham was born in Wisconsin to two struggling parents both working fulltime jobs. His dad worked in a coal mine and his mom worked nonstop trying to stop her drown clothing store business.
Who is he?
[edit]Alexander John Statham (or Alex for short) is a proud civil servant who's job is to maintain peace among his fellow piers. He may seem like and ordinary person or an Npc but real one's know that he has the power to destroy most fictional characters. He is known to no diff characters like ultra instinct Goku.
Feats
[edit]Some of Alex's greatest feats include drinking 50 diet coke cans and making a summoning circle with them, And also being able to run at least 15mph. Alex's greatest feat has to be beating Elden ring with nothing but two pickaxes and a dream.[1]
References
[edit]- ↑ Gullett, Lisa (2026-04-30). Download Pdf Elden Ring: Official Art Book Volume II by FromSoftware (Report). ResearchHub Technologies, Inc.