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Automatic Noodle is a 2025 science fiction novella by Annalee Newitz. It was first published by Tordotcom.

Synopsis

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In a future San Francisco, a group of independent robots — Cayenne, Hands, Sweetie, and Staybehind — open a restaurant, but are faced with review bombing.

Reception and awards

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Kirkus Reviews noted superficial similarities to Travis Baldree's Legends & Lattes, about an orc who opens a coffee shop, but emphasized that Newitz included "social commentary about climate change, PTSD, and [the gatekeeping roles of platforms such as] Yelp and DoorDash", and called the overall work "both heartwarming and pointed".[1]

Strange Horizons, conversely, found that this social commentary "felt (...) somewhat clumsy" (despite the novella as a whole being a "fun and relevant look at modern online culture"), and noted that although the robots have "interesting backstories", they also "came across as too human".[2]

YearAwardCategoryResultRef.
2025 Nebula Award Novella Finalist [3]
2026 Hugo Award Novella Finalist [4]
Locus Award Novella Finalist [5]

References

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  1. ↑ Automatic Noodle, reviewed at Kirkus Reviews; published August 5, 2025; retrieved August 7, 2026
  2. ↑ Automatic Noodle by Annalee Newitz, reviewed by Nileena Sunil; at Strange Horizons; published December 1, 2025; retrieved August 7, 2026
  3. ↑ "2025 Nebula Awards Winners". Locus. 6 Jun 2026. Retrieved 9 Jun 2026.
  4. ↑ "2026 Hugo, Lodestar & Astounding Awards Winners". Locus. 31 Aug 2026. Retrieved 31 Aug 2026.
  5. ↑ "2026 Locus Awards Winners". Locus Online. May 30, 2026. Retrieved May 31, 2026.
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